The Late Scratch Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Judkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Judkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.