The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Judkins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Judkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.