The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Judkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Judkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.