The Late Scratch Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Judkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Judkins, Judkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.