The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Judkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.