The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Judkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.