The Late Scratch Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Coach says Judkins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
85%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Judkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.