The Hamstring Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Judkins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Judkins, Judkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.