The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Judkins's stadium. Only over Judkins.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Judkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.