The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Judkins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Judkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Judkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.