The Hamstring Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Coach says Judkins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Judkins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Judkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.