The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Judkins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Judkins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Judkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.