The Late Scratch Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- White gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.