The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.