The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
White, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.