The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.