The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.