The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- White goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.