The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- White sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.