The Stuffed Run Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- The team goes up 21 early and White gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.