The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- White is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.