The Hamstring Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
White drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.