The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.