The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows White on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- White will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
White's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.