The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
White's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.