The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.