The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.