The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases White's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- The broadcast shows White on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The team goes up 21 early and White gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.