The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- The team goes up 21 early and White gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
White's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.