The Snap Count Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- The broadcast shows White on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- White's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.