The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- White finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.