The Stuffed Run Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- White breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.