The Fumble Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.