The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.