The Fumble Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- White tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.