The Snap Count Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach says White is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.