The Hamstring Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take White's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.