The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- The team goes up 21 early and White gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.