The Stuffed Run Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.