The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases White's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- Ref: "Number White, that's a flag." White: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.