The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach says White is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.