The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- White is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
White's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.