The Fumble Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- White will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.