The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.