The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The team goes up 21 early and White gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.