The Stuffed Run Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
White's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.