The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach says White is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.