The Stuffed Run Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- White sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
White scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.