The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over White's stadium. Only over White.
- White gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make White's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.