The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rice gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rice, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.